The snow fell like bullets
The people cried, "Wait!
It cannot be snowing!
Why, look at the date!
"We're almost in March
This is no time for sleet!
It's too late for plowing
The slush from the street!
"Too late for the scrapers
And shovels and salt!
This late-breaking snow
It must come to a halt!"
This snow was as shocking
As host Seth MacFarlane
(A sexist? A racist?
Or was he a darlin'?)
And speaking of Oscar,
That silly boob song?
Not grandly offensive
And yet somehow wrong.
