The Cavaliers are plankton, defenseless and short-lived. The Hokies are piscivores, vulnerable to big-fish predators but more than capable of handling themselves against most.
The good news for the Hokies is they've bettered preseason forecasts in four of coach Seth Greenberg's five years. The good news for the Cavaliers is that last year's 12th-place pick, Miami, tied for fifth and advanced to the second round of the NCAA tournament.
So much for our handicapping skills.
But even before the ballots were tallied, Virginia senior guard Mamadi Diane was resigned to the results.
"It's not like it's surprising," he said. "We just know in the back of our heads that's what's expected of us."
Indeed, the Cavaliers face myriad hurdles, including an ACC in which nine teams return at least one all-conference player. Then consider that from last season's 10th-place squad, Virginia loses the graduated Sean Singletary, merely the fifth-leading scorer in program history.
Moreover, the Cavaliers' most energetic inside presence, Laurynas Mikalauskas, was dismissed from the team during the offseason, while projected point guard Calvin Baker of Newport News is shelved indefinitely with a stress fracture in his left foot.
"My whole focus is on him emotionally," Virginia coach Dave Leitao said of Baker. "If it's going to cost him a whole year, how to manage that."
Leitao is unsure whether Baker will need surgery. There's a chance Baker could return sooner rather than later, but Leitao sounded pessimistic.
"Unfortunately ... the hot spot is a place where you don't get much blood supply," he said, "and that makes the healing process slow."
Absent Baker, a junior transfer from William and Mary, Leitao is left with two freshmen at the point: Sammy Zeglinski played eight games as a reserve last year before sustaining an ankle injury and receiving a medical hardship; Sylven Landesberg, a McDonald's All-American last season, is more comfortable playing the wing.
Tally it up and you have a team that is without four its top five scorers from 2007-08, not to mention its leading rebounder and two best passers.
"We've got to create our own expectations," Leitao said. "The most important ingredient to the whole thing is, and I don't know this yet, is what's in their minds and what's in their souls."
Virginia was picked last three years ago, Leitao's first in Charlottesville, and finished a respectable 7-9 in the conference. A repeat this season would be impressive, but also the program's seventh losing ACC season in the last eight years.
So fluid and competitive is the conference that only two programs have finished above .500 in league play each of the last two years. North Carolina you knew, Virginia Tech maybe not.
But it's true, and a third consecutive winning ACC record should be forthcoming. Pistons draft choice Deron Washington is the only significant departure for a team that returns 81 percent of its scoring and 80 percent of its rebounding.
A.D. Vassallo, second-team all-ACC last season, and Malcolm Delaney are dependable on the perimeter, and center Jeff Allen, arguably the program's most gifted player, spent the offseason redefining his pudgy body and adjusting his occasionally disagreeable attitude.
