Whew! It's not bath salts this time. However, there is more trouble on the "people eating things they shouldn't be" front!

Waco police say 22-year-old Michael Daniel had a 'bad trip' after smoking that synthetic weed stuff, called K-2. He didn't take his aggression out on a homeless guy though. Family members called police saying Michael assaulted people at his home, chased a neighbor while barking and growling, and then he turned on the family's dog.

Cops say Michael started beating and choking the pup, before beginning a poochie platter; biting and ripping pieces of the dogs flesh off on the front porch of the house, where cops later arrested him. It's too crazy for words!

We do know, however, Michael Daniels has taken the zombie, cannibal craze and introduced a new species into the mix. Now we're all doomed!