27-year-old Joshua Seto from Chandler, Arizona and his fiancée, 26-year-old Cara Christopher, were out grocery shopping when Seto discovered a pink pistol in his girls’ purse.

Deciding that the weapon should be kept in a safer place, Seto rammed the gun down his pants!

The pistol fired, but his penis didn't get a chance to shoot back.

It wasn't a fair fight.

Seto is recovering from his injuries, but chances are "it" won't be long now before he becomes an avid holster user.

Let this be a lesson to all you pistol packers out there. Think before you tuck or you might not be able to use "it" again.